湖畔原野工匠

"Bring me two weird things and I'll make you a hat"

"You slay it, I stitch it into fashion"

"Monster bones? Plant goo? Yep, I can work with that"

"One man's junk is my next masterpiece"

"Nature's nasty leftovers? My specialty"

"I make fashion out of roadkill. You're welcome"

"If it's weird, sticky, or sharp? I can probably turn it into a hat"